Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Member of Congress:

We have had some confusion regarding job responsibilities in the organization, and wish to address this issue at this time. Enclosed you will find your job description, detailing the responsibilities you have agreed to render to the organization as of the first day of your employment with us. Note that these responsibilities are limited yet specific, and that they must be followed to the letter, neither exceeding nor falling short of their intent.
Your job description will be used to evaluate your performance on a regular basis. Evaluations for employees of the organization will be scheduled for the first Tuesday of November annually, and will be performed according to each employee’s contract date. Please be aware that any and all additional benefits, salary increases as well as contract renewals for additional terms of service will be dependent upon the favorable results of each evaluation. Unfavorable evaluations will result in immediate termination of services and suspension of all benefits and salaries at that time.
Thank you for your valuable service to our organization, you are an important part of the success we have achieved in the 233 years we have been in business.

Sincerely,

A Citizen of the United States

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Jimmy Carter Doth Protest Too Much Methinks!

When I heard Jimmy Carter state that he believes that everyone that disagrees with Obama are basically racists, the first thing I thought was “that doddering old fool”, then I thought a little more.
It seems whenever the “Race Card” gets pulled, it is a political last ditch effort to cut losses in an argument that is being irrevocably lost; it is meant to stop all further discussion and pull the opponent’s defenses down. Especially if it comes out of nowhere,the Race Card distracts the opponent enough that perhaps they will cease the attack entirely, and retreat.
The unnecessary commentary by Jimmy Carter came completely out of the blue; who the heck asked his opinion anyway? Why does he have to put his two cents in? How did he become relevant all of a sudden? And why is the Democratic Party so threatened by free discussion that they have to reconstitute him politically?
This is my theory, don’t take it as the opinion of “every Conservative that thinks Obama is an arrogant amateur” it’s just mine.
I have two theories on this issue, first of all, Jimmy Carter has “white guilt”, a disease of the elite class of Democrats that make a lot of money and feel guilty about it, one of the main reasons some Americans are raving liberals. White Guilt entails the opinion that we should spread the wealth around; other people’s wealth, not theirs. Carter cannot explain why everyone is not on board with all of Obama’s radical plans for America unless they are racists; after ruling out any other reason that may make total sense.
My other theory is that Jimmy Carter himself is a closet racist. Certainly he could not come out from under the sheet and be as successful (not a good choice of words) in today’s Democratic Party, now could he? Who else but a racist would call another a racist? Why would anyone pull that outdated idea out of the mothballs and fling it around so freely unless they themselves are guilty of it? After all, don’t you find that the thief is the one that calls everyone else dishonest?
The Democratic Party, wishing to distance themselves from either of these two possibilities, would naturally think of Carter first. After all, he is disposable, irrelevant and already has damaged his legacy irrevocably; he is a perfect candidate to fall on his sword.
The rest of us are thinking “Huh?”, what’s racism got to do with the repartee at hand? What is the big deal that Obama happens to be of a darker skin color than myself or you perhaps? Doesn’t it matter most of all that he be an American (not a slash type American such as an African/American-that would imply that he is not totally committed to America and retains the right to deny us, doesn’t it?) Doesn’t it matter mostly that our President be a patriot, looking out for our country’s safety and the freedom of its citizens, and above all, preserve and uphold the Constitution?
Well, that is where the tar hits the road (pardon the usage, see disclaimer regarding use of old sayings that may imply directly or indirectly any color or lack of color thereof). President Obama has proved himself to be at best an amateur, especially at foreign policy, and has alienated our allies, he has endangered our safety and made our country look foolish and weak to our enemies. He has sworn an oath to uphold and preserve the Constitution, yet he has proclaimed it to be imperfect and needing of alteration. He is an all but avowed Marxist, after all, we are judged by the company we keep. Are we expected to stifle our opinions and political discourse because our less than perfect President is of color? Are we supposed to ignore the sense of endangerment he has given us just because Jimmy Carter or even Bill Cosby have had a brain infarction? Could the Democrats quit the whining, pissing and moaning because they woke up the Silent Majority and we refuse to stand down? Or perhaps by pointing the finger at the American public, they are attempting to deflect their own guilt; after all, when you point your finger at someone, three are pointing right back at you.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Support the Anti-Czar Bill HR 3226

H.R. 3226, the Czar Accountability and Reform Act of 2009, would bar the use of appropriated funds to pay either expenses or salaries of members of task forces, councils, or similar offices established by the president and headed by a person appointed inappropriately to such a post without Senate advice and consent.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2009/08/anticzar_bill_introduced.html

So far the White House has created 34 jobs (czars)

Welcome to Czarist Amerika
By Michelle Malkin • July 30, 2009 01:03 PM
Chapter 5 of Culture of Corruption exposes the shadiest Obama czars. GOP Rep. Jack Kingston has been hammering at the czar explosion and put together a great overview of the overlords on YouTube. Pass this one on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ClRQvu9ndg&feature=player_embedded

Friday, September 4, 2009

Big Brother Will Educate Your Children Now

It's Like 1984 All Over Again.


Tuesday, Sept. 8, is the first day of classes in many schools across the Fruited Plain -- and Barack Hussein Obama will use his presidential bully pulpit to interrupt the very start of classroom studies with an unprecedented nationwide speech to students...


Thursday, September 3, 2009

Can the purchase of mens' underwear forecast the economy?

The MUI does not lie! (Men's Underwear Index)

Blue Chip, White Cotton: What Underwear Says About the Economy

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/30/AR2009083002761.html?hpid=topnews

OMG! I'm a Right Wing Domestic Terrorist!

Obama’s 9/11 War Against "Right Wing-Domestic Terrorists"
Now he's hijacked Patriot Day to serve his agenda and branded us as terrorists.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2009/sep/obama-s-9-11-war-against-right-wing-domestic-terrorists